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As a doctor is examining
a patient, his nurse bursts in and says,
"Excuse me, but that man you just treated walked out of the door
and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"
"Turn him around", the doctor answers, "so it looks like he was
walking in."
" Doc, you've gotta help
me! " came the frantic call to a psychiatrist. "The guy next door thinks
he's is an opera. He sings dayand night at the top of his lungs. It's driving
me crazy!"
"Send him to me" said the doctor.
A week later, the caller phoned again, sounding much calmer. "Doctor
I don't know how you did it, but he's not singing anymore. Did you cure
his delusion?"
"Not exactly," the psychiastrist replied. " I just gave him a much
smaller part."
"How's the new patient feeling?"
the doctor asked the nurse. "Oh, he's much better," she replied. "He started
talking this morning."
"What did he say?"
"He said he was feeling much worse."
Psychiatrist's secretary:
"There's a man in the waiting room who claims to be
invisible."
Psychiatrist: "Tell him that I can't see him right now."
