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Sherlock Holmes and DR. Watson
went camping one time in Yosemite Park.
They were deep in the wilderness and all alone.
They set up camp, enjoyed a fine meal, and turned in late that night.
In the middle of the night, Holmes woke Watson and said,
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see. "
Watson looked up and said, " I see millions and millions of bright,
brilliant stars."
Holmes said, "What does this mean to you?"
Watson pondered this and finally said, "Astronomically speaking,
it means that in all those millions and millions of stars that there must
be a world where intelligent life exists. Meteorologically speaking, it
means that tomorrow it will be bright, clear, and beautiful weather. Watson
then said, "What does it mean to you Holmes?" Holmes
said,
"Elementary my dear Watson. Someone has stolen our tent!!! "
Why were the teacher's eyes
crossed?
Ans: She couldn't control her pupils!!!
Watching his class taking
a true-false test, a teacher notices a young man flipping a coin before
writing each answer. "What are you doing?" he asks the student.
"Taking the test," the young man replies. "Heads is true and tails
is false."
The period ends, and as the teacher collects the paper he sees the
student frantically flipping the coin and staring at his exam paper. "And
what are doing now?" asks the teacher.
"Checking my answers."
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Opportunity."
"Can't be."
"Why not?"
"Opportunity knocks only once!"
(Doctor
jokes)
