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LAN,
LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave
an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however,
were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess
'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat
for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation
of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat
be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed,
power-less.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man
was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling
of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted
by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURSE CODE of her distress, she hastened to
kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved
by TRANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED
himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath,cried
out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM
SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity,
RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed er ROOT DIRECTORY to
LAN-ka.
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and
his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev
ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the
missing 'C'ta.
His PROGRAMMERS
SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE'
the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB CRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried
to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND' MESSAGES. Several other SEARCH techniques
proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an
astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka.
After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta.
After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a
STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta
captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN
managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily
pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM
and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and
prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM
& LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some
ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spread his MICROSOFT
WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and everyone lived
happily everafter.
Hope u enjoyed. God will bless them, who tell his story to others.
This Millenium Ramayana was given to me by my friend Kiran.